Tuesday, January 10, 2006

USATODAY.com - Day Two: Howard Stern on Sirius radio

USATODAY.com - Day Two: Howard Stern on Sirius radio: "Day Two: Howard Stern on Sirius radio"

So how long you reckon USA Today is going to keep Alison Maxwell on the “Howard Stern on Sirius Radio” beat? This is indeed excellent journalism and I’m looking forward to future stories:

Day Eight: Howard Stern on Sirius radio
5) Howard Stern ponders the impact of “Brokeback Mountain” in the bovine community and whether it will lead to an increase in same sex relationships among boy cows

Day 723: Howard Stern on Sirius radio

12) Howard drops the 1,000,000th “F-bomb”, is required to open his studio to the IAEA for inspections

Day 102943: Howard Stern on Sirius radio
18) Accidentally makes a comment that is funnier than the intended sexual double entendre; Stern apologizes to his audience, is fined $75 by Sirius management

Day 2143523526523252392: Howard Stern on Sirius radio3) Howard Stern, long dead and sitting in a mummified state in his studio, proves he still “has it” by making a sound reminiscent of flatulence when a gust of wind from the AC blows between a lose web of skin near his armpit.

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